Mark Rushford

Slow Monday, you’re so no good to me
Woke up too early, had to pee
Foolish Monday, can’t you please
Just one week, let me be?
Monday, can’t you see
how much i need
to be free
from ye,
Jerk.

As far as I’m concerned this is the worst day to start a week on.

This particular Monday, as you no doubt realize, had the terrible misfortune of being the one after that filthy bitch Daylight Savings Time reared her fantastically ugly head, stuck out her tongue and blew a wet, germ-spraying raspberry at us all. (more…)